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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Socks

$17.75
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Who needs hair when you're this aerodynamic? Hair Would Only Slow Me Down is a funny design for bald guys, shaved-head enthusiasts, and anyone who wears their smooth dome with confidence. Perfect for adding a little humor to everyday life or as a gift for someone who embraces the bald life.

Soft, stretchy crew socks with a ribbed cuff, classic fit, and arch support for everyday comfort.

Fits: US Men 6–10 / US Women 5–11 / UK 3–9.5 / EU 34–42.5 / AU Men 5.5–9.5 / AU Women 5–11

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FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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