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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Card

$13.50
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Who needs hair when you're this aerodynamic? Hair Would Only Slow Me Down is a funny design for bald guys, shaved-head enthusiasts, and anyone who wears their smooth dome with confidence. Perfect for adding a little humor to everyday life or as a gift for someone who embraces the bald life.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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