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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Bag

$25.82

Color: Black

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Who needs hair when you're this aerodynamic? Hair Would Only Slow Me Down is a funny design for bald guys, shaved-head enthusiasts, and anyone who wears their smooth dome with confidence. Perfect for adding a little humor to everyday life or as a gift for someone who embraces the bald life.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

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